"Be honest, would you be inclined to select a story with this title? Fortunately I'd read a couple more by this author and was intrigued to see what I'd find lurking here.
I don't want to post any spoilers, so suffice it to say that it's funny and quite sweet but with a seam of poignant reality underlying the story's development. "
As Dex, a lonely young man, prepares for his solitary bed, he becomes aware of a female presence in his room. As she alters from one to another of his lifetime's fantasies, his whole perception changes. He encounters his mother, childhood girlfriend and the algebra teacher whom he so admired. None of them lasts, but Kendra seems familiar...
synopsis by corncrake